YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
"talk dirty to me"
sweet baby phil
:3 :3 :3
wait was he like 20
- hates people who are assholes
- loves fictional characters who are assholes
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.